What Wayne Hears

What Wayne hears, he writes down. What he writes down, he generally maybe might what could post. Or not. Maybe.

She doesn’t know which one of I is us

—J. Burke

I don’t want to spell cup, it’s not that pleasant

—A. Labunski, 9

AH-CHOO!!!

Daddy! I got the suds!

—M. Boardman, 3

Hey Daddy! I make Eli’s hair wet with cereal!

—M. Boardman, 3

Daddy, its a candy that looks like a bar. Its a candy bar.

—M. Boardman, 3

My walking’s wearing off. I need water so I can make more walking.

—M. Boardman, 3

Uh-oh. The blocks broke my carrot. Daddy, my carrot broke!

—M. Boardman, 3

Me: Don’t pull on Moseby’s tail.

Miranda: No! I need to tie it!

Mommy! I touch an icon.

—M. Boardman, 3

I can’t resty! My resty’s all gone!

—M. Boardman, 3